Wednesday, November 26, 2014

PTERODACTIPUS!!!







Pterodactipus



By Anthony Greer



INT. ECONOMY CLASS – DAY

BILLY, a cute boy of 7, sits next to his MOM and a NERVOUS FLYER.  Billy is playing with his toy dinosaurs:  a T-rex and a pterodactyl.  He has the T-rex catch the flying pterodactyl.

BILLY
                   Nom, nom, nom!

Billy throws the pterodactyl and it hits the nervous flyer.  Nervous Flyer jumps.
    
BILLY’S MOM
                   Billy!

BILLY (innocently)
                   Sorry.

NERVOUS FLYER
                   It’s okay, it’s okay.

EXT. AIR – DAY

Plane flies in the sky.

INT. ECONOMY CLASS – DAY

Flamboyantly gay flight attendant, KYLE, approaches Billy’s row.

KYLE
                   Hey gurls, hey! Do you want snacks?

BILLY’S MOM
                   Thank you, dear.

KYLE
                   Oh—my—God, I like, totes luvs that dress!

BILLY’S MOM
                   Thanks, doll!

KYLE (to Billy)
                   Ooh, and what are those?

BILLY
                   Dinosaurs, you troglodyte.

Kyle chucks a bag a nuts in his face, misses and hits the nervous flyer.

NERVOUS FLYER
                   Ow! Watch it!

KYLE
                   Sorry, my nuts are lethal.

CHRIS BROWN, a passenger in the row behind them, high-fives Kyle the gay flight attendant.

CHRIS
                   Yeah, gurl, get it!

They hit turbulence.

NERVOUS FLYER
                   What was that?!

EXT. AIR – DAY

Plane flies in the sky.  A winged-shadow appears.  There’s a disconcerting noise.

INT. ECONOMY CLASS – DAY

OLD WOMAN screams.  CAPTAIN’S VOICE is heard over the intercom.

CAPTAIN’S VOICE
It’s all right, everyone.  We’re encountering a bit of turbulence.  Please stay seated with your seatbelts on until we are in the clear.

KYLE
Okay everyone—heyyyyy, trayziepoos in the upright and locked position.

CHRIS
                   Can I get another wine?

Plane shakes erraticly.

Nervous flyer screams.  Billy drops his dinosaurs and unbuckles his seatbelt.

BILLY’S MOM
                   Billy!

Close-up of Billy grabbing his dinosaurs.  A shadow appears over his face where the sun used to be.  He turns and sees a dark figure in the plane window, and then a yellow eye opens.  Billy hesitates for a minute.

NERVOUS FLYER turns and screams.

EXT. AIR – DAY

The PTERODACTIPUS, a half pterodactyl, half octopus monstrosity flails it’s monstrous tentacles, wrapping them about the body of the plane.

INT. PLANE – DAY

The passengers scream.

CHRIS
                   Oh no, not a pterodactipus!

Chris continues to sip wine.

EXT. AIR – DAY

The pterodactipus crushes the plane and breaks it two.  We see several people falling out of the plane, including Chris in his seat still drinking wine.

The Nervous flyer, who magically undid his/her seatbelt, hangs onto the seat for dear life.  A tentacle bitch-slaps them, grabs ahold of them and then throws it in the pterodactyls mouth. It then throws the halves of the plane and disappears through the space-time portal that magically appears in the sky.

EXT. FOREST CLEARING – DAY

The two dinosaur figurines are on the round.  The T-rex on the ground, with the pterodactyl on top of it.


Fade to opening credits. 

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