Pterodactipus
By Anthony
Greer
INT. ECONOMY CLASS – DAY
BILLY, a cute boy of 7, sits next to his MOM and a
NERVOUS FLYER. Billy is playing with his
toy dinosaurs: a T-rex and a
pterodactyl. He has the T-rex catch the
flying pterodactyl.
BILLY
Nom, nom, nom!
Billy throws the pterodactyl
and it hits the nervous flyer. Nervous
Flyer jumps.
BILLY’S MOM
Billy!
BILLY (innocently)
Sorry.
NERVOUS FLYER
It’s
okay, it’s okay.
EXT. AIR – DAY
Plane flies in
the sky.
INT. ECONOMY
CLASS – DAY
Flamboyantly
gay flight attendant, KYLE, approaches Billy’s row.
KYLE
Hey gurls, hey! Do you want
snacks?
BILLY’S MOM
Thank you, dear.
KYLE
Oh—my—God, I like, totes luvs
that dress!
BILLY’S MOM
Thanks, doll!
KYLE (to Billy)
Ooh, and what are those?
BILLY
Dinosaurs, you troglodyte.
Kyle chucks a
bag a nuts in his face, misses and hits the nervous flyer.
NERVOUS FLYER
Ow! Watch it!
KYLE
Sorry, my nuts are lethal.
CHRIS BROWN, a
passenger in the row behind them, high-fives Kyle the gay flight attendant.
CHRIS
Yeah, gurl, get it!
They hit
turbulence.
NERVOUS FLYER
What was that?!
EXT. AIR – DAY
Plane flies in
the sky. A winged-shadow appears. There’s a disconcerting noise.
INT. ECONOMY
CLASS – DAY
OLD WOMAN
screams. CAPTAIN’S VOICE is heard over
the intercom.
CAPTAIN’S VOICE
It’s all right,
everyone. We’re encountering a bit of
turbulence. Please stay seated with your
seatbelts on until we are in the clear.
KYLE
Okay everyone—heyyyyy,
trayziepoos in the upright and locked position.
CHRIS
Can I get another wine?
Plane shakes
erraticly.
Nervous flyer
screams. Billy drops his dinosaurs and
unbuckles his seatbelt.
BILLY’S MOM
Billy!
Close-up of
Billy grabbing his dinosaurs. A shadow
appears over his face where the sun used to be.
He turns and sees a dark figure in the plane window, and then a yellow
eye opens. Billy hesitates for a minute.
NERVOUS FLYER
turns and screams.
EXT. AIR – DAY
The
PTERODACTIPUS, a half pterodactyl, half octopus monstrosity flails it’s
monstrous tentacles, wrapping them about the body of the plane.
INT. PLANE –
DAY
The passengers
scream.
CHRIS
Oh no, not a pterodactipus!
Chris
continues to sip wine.
EXT. AIR – DAY
The
pterodactipus crushes the plane and breaks it two. We see several people falling out of the
plane, including Chris in his seat still drinking wine.
The Nervous
flyer, who magically undid his/her seatbelt, hangs onto the seat for dear
life. A tentacle bitch-slaps them, grabs
ahold of them and then throws it in the pterodactyls mouth. It then throws the
halves of the plane and disappears through the space-time portal that magically
appears in the sky.
EXT. FOREST
CLEARING – DAY
The two
dinosaur figurines are on the round. The
T-rex on the ground, with the pterodactyl on top of it.
Fade to
opening credits.
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